THERE was no use in arguing with a person like this I promptly put such a strain on my memory that by and by even the shoal water and the countless crossingmarks began to stay with me But the result was just the same I never could more than get one knotty thing learned before another presented itself Now I had often seen pilots gazing at the water and pretending to read it as if it were a book but it was a book that told me nothing A time came at last however when Mr Bixby seemed to think me far enough advanced to bear a lesson on waterreading So he began Do you see that long slanting line on the face of the water Now thats a reef Moreover its a bluff reef There is a solid sandbar under it that is nearly as straight up and down as the side of a house There is plenty of water close up to it but mighty little on top of it If you were to hit it you would knock the boats brains out Do you see where the line fringes out at the upper end and begins to fade away Yes sir Well that is a low place that is the head of the reef You can climb over there and not hurt anything Cross over now and follow along close under the reef easy water there not much current I followed the reef along till I approached the fringed end Then Mr Bixby said Now get ready Wait till I give the word She wo not want to mount the reef a boat hates shoal water Stand by wait WAIT keep her well in hand NOW cramp her down Snatch her snatch her He seized the other side of the wheel and helped to spin it around until it was hard down and then we held it so The boat resisted and refused to answer for a while and next she came surging to starboard mounted the reef and sent a long angry ridge of water foaming away from her bows Now watch her watch her like a cat or shell get away from you When she fights strong and the tiller slips a little in a jerky greasy sort of way let up on her a trifle it is the way she tells you at night that the water is too shoal but keep edging her up little by little toward the point You are well up on the bar now there is a bar under every point because the water that comes down around it forms an eddy and allows the sediment to sink Do you see those fine lines on the face of the water that branch out like the ribs of a fan Well those are little reefs you want to just miss the ends of them but run them pretty close Now look out look out Do not you crowd that slick greasylooking place there ai not nine feet there she wo not stand it She begins to smell it look sharp I tell you Oh blazes there you go Stop the starboard wheel Quick Ship up to back Set her back The engine bells jingled and the engines answered promptly shooting white columns of steam far aloft out of the scape pipes but it was too late The boat had smelt the bar in good earnest the foamy ridges that radiated from her bows suddenly disappeared a great dead swell came rolling forward and swept ahead of her she careened far over to larboard and went tearing away toward the other shore as if she were about scared to death We were a good mile from where we ought to have been when we finally got the upper hand of her again During the afternoon watch the next day Mr Bixby asked me if I knew how to run the next few miles I said Go inside the first snag above the point outside the next one start out from the lower end of Higginss woodyard make a square crossing and Thats all right Ill be back before you close up on the next point But he was not He was still below when I rounded it and entered upon a piece of river which I had some misgivings about I did not know that he was hiding behind a chimney to see how I would perform I went gaily along getting prouder and prouder for he had never left the boat in my sole charge such a length of time before I even got to setting her and letting the wheel go entirely while I vaingloriously turned my back and inspected the stem marks and hummed a tune a sort of easy indifference which I had prodigiously admired in Bixby and other great pilots Once I inspected rather long and when I faced to the front again my heart flew into my mouth so suddenly that if I had not clapped my teeth together I should have lost it One of those frightful bluff reefs was stretching its deadly length right across our bows My head was gone in a moment I did not know which end I stood on I gasped and could not get my breath I spun the wheel down with such rapidity that it wove itself together like a spiders web the boat answered and turned square away from the reef but the reef followed her I fled and still it followed still it kept right across my bows I never looked to see where I was going I only fled The awful crash was imminent why did not that villain come If I committed the crime of ringing a bell I might get thrown overboard But better that than kill the boat So in blind desperation I started such a rattling shivaree down below as never had astounded an engineer in this world before I fancy Amidst the frenzy of the bells the engines began to back and fill in a furious way and my reason forsook its throne we were about to crash into the woods on the other side of the river Just then Mr Bixby stepped calmly into view on the hurricane deck My soul went out to him in gratitude My distress vanished I would have felt safe on the brink of Niagara with Mr Bixby on the hurricane deck He blandly and sweetly took his toothpick out of his mouth between his fingers as if it were a cigar we were just in the act of climbing an overhanging big tree and the passengers were scudding astern like rats and lifted up these commands to me ever so gently Stop the starboard Stop the larboard Set her back on both The boat hesitated halted pressed her nose among the boughs a critical instant then reluctantly began to back away Stop the larboard Come ahead on it Stop the starboard Come ahead on it Point her for the bar I sailed away as serenely as a summers morning Mr Bixby came in and said with mock simplicity When you have a hail my boy you ought to tap the big bell three times before you land so that the engineers can get ready I blushed under the sarcasm and said I had not had any hail Ah Then it was for wood I suppose The officer of the watch will tell you when he wants to wood up I went on consuming and said I was not after wood Indeed Why what could you want over here in the bend then Did you ever know of a boat following a bend upstream at this stage of the river No sir and I was not trying to follow it I was getting away from a bluff reef No it was not a bluff reef there is not one within three miles of where you were But I saw it It was as bluff as that one yonder Just about Run over it Do you give it as an order Yes Run over it If I do not I wish I may die All right I am taking the responsibility I was just as anxious to kill the boat now as I had been to save her before I impressed my orders upon my memory to be used at the inquest and made a straight break for the reef As it disappeared under our bows I held my breath but we slid over it like oil Now do not you see the difference It was not anything but a WIND reef The wind does that So I see But it is exactly like a bluff reef How am I ever going to tell them apart I ca not tell you It is an instinct By and by you will just naturally KNOW one from the other but you never will be able to explain why or how you know them apart It turned out to be true The face of the water in time became a wonderful book a book that was a dead language to the uneducated passenger but which told its mind to me without reserve delivering its most cherished secrets as clearly as if it uttered them with a voice And it was not a book to be read once and thrown aside for it had a new story to tell every day Throughout the long twelve hundred miles there was never a page that was void of interest never one that you could leave unread without loss never one that you would want to skip thinking you could find higher enjoyment in some other thing There never was so wonderful a book written by man never one whose interest was so absorbing so unflagging so sparkingly renewed with every reperusal The passenger who could not read it was charmed with a peculiar sort of faint dimple on its surface on the rare occasions when he did not overlook it altogether) but to the pilot that was an ITALICIZED passage indeed it was more than that it was a legend of the largest capitals with a string of shouting exclamation points at the end of it for it meant that a wreck or a rock was buried there that could tear the life out of the strongest vessel that ever floated It is the faintest and simplest expression the water ever makes and the most hideous to a pilots eye In truth the passenger who could not read this book saw nothing but all manner of pretty pictures in it painted by the sun and shaded by the clouds whereas to the trained eye these were not pictures at all but the grimmest and most deadearnest of readingmatter Now when I had mastered the language of this water and had come to know every trifling feature that bordered the great river as familiarly as I knew the letters of the alphabet I had made a valuable acquisition But I had lost something too I had lost something which could never be restored to me while I lived All the grace the beauty the poetry had gone out of the majestic river I still keep in mind a certain wonderful sunset which I witnessed when steamboating was new to me A broad expanse of the river was turned to blood in the middle distance the red hue brightened into gold through which a solitary log came floating black and conspicuous in one place a long slanting mark lay sparkling upon the water in another the surface was broken by boiling tumbling rings that were as manytinted as an opal where the ruddy flush was faintest was a smooth spot that was covered with graceful circles and radiating lines ever so delicately traced the shore on our left was densely wooded and the somber shadow that fell from this forest was broken in one place by a long ruffled trail that shone like silver and high above the forest wall a cleanstemmed dead tree waved a single leafy bough that glowed like a flame in the unobstructed splendor that was flowing from the sun There were graceful curves reflected images woody heights soft distances and over the whole scene far and near the dissolving lights drifted steadily enriching it every passing moment with new marvels of coloring I stood like one bewitched I drank it in in a speechless rapture The world was new to me and I had never seen anything like this at home But as I have said a day came when I began to cease from noting the glories and the charms which the moon and the sun and the twilight wrought upon the rivers face another day came when I ceased altogether to note them Then if that sunset scene had been repeated I should have looked upon it without rapture and should have commented upon it inwardly after this fashion: This sun means that we are going to have wind tomorrow that floating log means that the river is rising small thanks to it that slanting mark on the water refers to a bluff reef which is going to kill somebodys steamboat one of these nights if it keeps on stretching out like that those tumbling boils show a dissolving bar and a changing channel there the lines and circles in the slick water over yonder are a warning that that troublesome place is shoaling up dangerously that silver streak in the shadow of the forest is the break from a new snag and he has located himself in the very best place he could have found to fish for steamboats that tall dead tree with a single living branch is not going to last long and then how is a body ever going to get through this blind place at night without the friendly old landmark No the romance and the beauty were all gone from the river All the value any feature of it had for me now was the amount of usefulness it could furnish toward compassing the safe piloting of a steamboat Since those days I have pitied doctors from my heart What does the lovely flush in a beautys cheek mean to a doctor but a break that ripples above some deadly disease Are not all her visible charms sown thick with what are to him the signs and symbols of hidden decay Does he ever see her beauty at all or does not he simply view her professionally and comment upon her unwholesome condition all to himself And does not he sometimes wonder whether he has gained most or lost most by learning his trade WHOSOEVER has done me the courtesy to read my chapters which have preceded this may possibly wonder that I deal so minutely with piloting as a science It was the prime purpose of those chapters and I am not quite done yet I wish to show in the most patient and painstaking way what a wonderful science it is Ship channels are buoyed and lighted and therefore it is a comparatively easy undertaking to learn to run them clearwater rivers with gravel bottoms change their channels very gradually and therefore one needs to learn them but once but piloting becomes another matter when you apply it to vast streams like the Mississippi and the Missouri whose alluvial banks cave and change constantly whose snags are always hunting up new quarters whose sandbars are never at rest whose channels are for ever dodging and shirking and whose obstructions must be confronted in all nights and all weathers without the aid of a single lighthouse or a single buoy for there is neither light nor buoy to be found anywhere in all this three or four thousand miles of villainous river6 I feel justified in enlarging upon this great science for the reason that I feel sure no one has ever yet written a paragraph about it who had piloted a steamboat himself and so had a practical knowledge of the subject If the theme were hackneyed I should be obliged to deal gently with the reader but since it is wholly new I have felt at liberty to take up a considerable degree of room with it When I had learned the name and position of every visible feature of the river when I had so mastered its shape that I could shut my eyes and trace it from St Louis to New Orleans when I had learned to read the face of the water as one would cull the news from the morning paper and finally when I had trained my dull memory to treasure up an endless array of soundings and crossingmarks and keep fast hold of them I judged that my education was complete: so I got to tilting my cap to the side of my head and wearing a toothpick in my mouth at the wheel Mr Bixby had his eye on these airs One day he said What is the height of that bank yonder at Burgesss How can I tell sir It is threequarters of a mile away Very poor eye very poor Take the glass I took the glass and presently said I ca not tell I suppose that that bank is about a foot and a half high Foot and a half Thats a sixfoot bank How high was the bank along here last trip I do not know I never noticed You did not Well you must always do it hereafter Why Because youll have to know a good many things that it tells you For one thing it tells you the stage of the river tells you whether there is more water or less in the river along here than there was last trip The leads tell me that I rather thought I had the advantage of him there Yes but suppose the leads lie The bank would tell you so and then youd stir those leadsmen up a bit There was a tenfoot bank here last trip and there is only a sixfoot bank now What does that signify That the river is four feet higher than it was last trip Very good Is the river rising or falling Rising No it ai not I guess I am right sir Yonder is some driftwood floating down the stream A rise starts the driftwood but then it keeps on floating a while after the river is done rising Now the bank will tell you about this Wait till you come to a place where it shelves a little Now here do you see this narrow belt of fine sediment That was deposited while the water was higher You see the driftwood begins to strand too The bank helps in other ways Do you see that stump on the false point Ay ay sir Well the water is just up to the roots of it You must make a note of that Why Because that means that there is seven feet in the chute of 103 But 103 is a long way up the river yet Thats where the benefit of the bank comes in There is water enough in 103 NOW yet there may not be by the time we get there but the bank will keep us posted all along You do not run close chutes on a falling river upstream and there are precious few of them that you are allowed to run at all downstream Theres a law of the United States against it The river may be rising by the time we get to 103 and in that case we will run it We are drawing how much Six feet aft six and a half forward Well you do seem to know something But what I particularly want to know is if I have got to keep up an everlasting measuring of the banks of this river twelve hundred miles month in and month out Of course My emotions were too deep for words for a while Presently I said And how about these chutes Are there many of them I should say so I fancy we sha not run any of the river this trip as you have ever seen it run before so to speak If the river begins to rise again we will go up behind bars that you have always seen standing out of the river high and dry like the roof of a house we will cut across low places that you have never noticed at all right through the middle of bars that cover three hundred acres of river we will creep through cracks where you have always thought was solid land we will dart through the woods and leave twentyfive miles of river off to one side we will see the hindside of every island between New Orleans and Cairo Then Ive got to go to work and learn just as much more river as I already know Just about twice as much more as near as you can come at it Well one lives to find out I think I was a fool when I went into this business Yes that is true And you are yet But youll not be when you have learned it Ah I never can learn it I will see that you DO By and by I ventured again Have I got to learn all this thing just as I know the rest of the river shapes and all and so I can run it at night Yes And you have got to have good fair marks from one end of the river to the other that will help the bank tell you when there is water enough in each of these countless places like that stump you know When the river first begins to rise you can run half a dozen of the deepest of them when it rises a foot more you can run another dozen the next foot will add a couple of dozen and so on: so you see you have to know your banks and marks to a dead moral certainty and never get them mixed for when you start through one of those cracks there is no backing out again as there is in the big river you have got to go through or stay there six months if you get caught on a falling river There are about fifty of these cracks which you ca not run at all except when the river is brim full and over the banks This new lesson is a cheerful prospect Cheerful enough And mind what Ive just told you when you start into one of those places you have got to go through They are too narrow to turn around in too crooked to back out of and the shoal water is always up at the head never elsewhere And the head of them is always likely to be filling up little by little so that the marks you reckon their depth by this season may not answer for next Learn a new set then every year Exactly Cramp her up to the bar What are you standing up through the middle of the river for The next few months showed me strange things On the same day that we held the conversation above narrated we met a great rise coming down the river The whole vast face of the stream was black with drifting dead logs broken boughs and great trees that had caved in and been washed away It required the nicest steering to pick ones way through this rushing raft even in the daytime when crossing from point to point and at night the difficulty was mightily increased every now and then a huge log lying deep in the water would suddenly appear right under our bows coming headon no use to try to avoid it then we could only stop the engines and one wheel would walk over that log from one end to the other keeping up a thundering racket and careening the boat in a way that was very uncomfortable to passengers Now and then we would hit one of these sunken logs a rattling bang dead in the center with a full head of steam and it would stun the boat as if she had hit a continent Sometimes this log would lodge and stay right across our nose and back the Mississippi up before it we would have to do a little crawfishing then to get away from the obstruction We often hit WHITE logs in the dark for we could not see them till we were right on them but a black log is a pretty distinct object at night A white snag is an ugly customer when the daylight is gone Of course on the great rise down came a swarm of prodigious timberrafts from the head waters of the Mississippi coal barges from Pittsburgh little trading scows from everywhere and broadhorns from Posey County Indiana freighted with fruit and furniture the usual term for describing it though in plain English the freight thus aggrandized was hooppoles and pumpkins Pilots bore a mortal hatred to these craft and it was returned with usury The law required all such helpless traders to keep a light burning but it was a law that was often broken All of a sudden on a murky night a light would hop up right under our bows almost and an agonized voice with the backwoods whang to it would wail out Wharn the you goin to Cai not you see nothin you dashdashed aigsuckin sheepstealin oneeyed son of a stuffed monkey Then for an instant as we whistled by the red glare from our furnaces would reveal the scow and the form of the gesticulating orator as if under a lightningflash and in that instant our firemen and deckhands would send and receive a tempest of missiles and profanity one of our wheels would walk off with the crashing fragments of a steeringoar and down the dead blackness would shut again And that flatboatman would be sure to go into New Orleans and sue our boat swearing stoutly that he had a light burning all the time when in truth his gang had the lantern down below to sing and lie and drink and gamble by and no watch on deck Once at night in one of those forestbordered crevices behind an island) which steamboatmen intensely describe with the phrase as dark as the inside of a cow we should have eaten up a Posey County family fruit furniture and all but that they happened to be fiddling down below and we just caught the sound of the music in time to sheer off doing no serious damage unfortunately but coming so near it that we had good hopes for a moment These people brought up their lantern then of course and as we backed and filled to get away the precious family stood in the light of it both sexes and various ages and cursed us till everything turned blue Once a coalboatman sent a bullet through our pilothouse when we borrowed a steering oar of him in a very narrow place DURING this big rise these smallfry craft were an intolerable nuisance We were running chute after chute a new world to me and if there was a particularly cramped place in a chute we would be pretty sure to meet a broadhorn there and if he failed to be there we would find him in a still worse locality namely the head of the chute on the shoal water And then there would be no end of profane cordialities exchanged Sometimes in the big river when we would be feeling our way cautiously along through a fog the deep hush would suddenly be broken by yells and a clamor of tin pans and all in instant a log raft would appear vaguely through the webby veil close upon us and then we did not wait to swap knives but snatched our engine bells out by the roots and piled on all the steam we had to scramble out of the way One does not hit a rock or a solid log craft with a steamboat when he can get excused You will hardly believe it but many steamboat clerks always carried a large assortment of religious tracts with them in those old departed steamboating days Indeed they did Twenty times a day we would be cramping up around a bar while a string of these smallfry rascals were drifting down into the head of the bend away above and beyond us a couple of miles Now a skiff would dart away from one of them and come fighting its laborious way across the desert of water It would ease all in the shadow of our forecastle and the panting oarsmen would shout Gimme a paaper as the skiff drifted swiftly astern The clerk would throw over a file of New Orleans journals If these were picked up without comment you might notice that now a dozen other skiffs had been drifting down upon us without saying anything You understand they had been waiting to see how No 1 was going to fare No 1 making no comment all the rest would bend to their oars and come on now and as fast as they came the clerk would heave over neat bundles of religious tracts tied to shingles The amount of hard swearing which twelve packages of religious literature will command when impartially divided up among twelve raftsmens crews who have pulled a heavy skiff two miles on a hot day to get them is simply incredible As I have said the big rise brought a new world under my vision By the time the river was over its banks we had forsaken our old paths and were hourly climbing over bars that had stood ten feet out of water before we were shaving stumpy shores like that at the foot of Madrid Bend which I had always seen avoided before we were clattering through chutes like that of 82 where the opening at the foot was an unbroken wall of timber till our nose was almost at the very spot Some of these chutes were utter solitudes The dense untouched forest overhung both banks of the crooked little crack and one could believe that human creatures had never intruded there before The swinging grapevines the grassy nooks and vistas glimpsed as we swept by the flowering creepers waving their red blossoms from the tops of dead trunks and all the spendthrift richness of the forest foliage were wasted and thrown away there The chutes were lovely places to steer in they were deep except at the head the current was gentle under the points the water was absolutely dead and the invisible banks so bluff that where the tender willow thickets projected you could bury your boats broadside in them as you tore along and then you seemed fairly to fly Behind other islands we found wretched little farms and wretcheder little logcabins there were crazy rail fences sticking a foot or two above the water with one or two jeansclad chillsracked yellowfaced male miserables roosting on the toprail elbows on knees jaws in hands grinding tobacco and discharging the result at floating chips through crevices left by lost teeth while the rest of the family and the few farmanimals were huddled together in an empty woodflat riding at her moorings close at hand In this flatboat the family would have to cook and eat and sleep for a lesser or greater number of days or possibly weeks) until the river should fall two or three feet and let them get back to their logcabin and their chills again chills being a merciful provision of an allwise Providence to enable them to take exercise without exertion And this sort of watery camping out was a thing which these people were rather liable to be treated to a couple of times a year: by the December rise out of the Ohio and the June rise out of the Mississippi And yet these were kindly dispensations for they at least enabled the poor things to rise from the dead now and then and look upon life when a steamboat went by They appreciated the blessing too for they spread their mouths and eyes wide open and made the most of these occasions Now what could these banished creatures find to do to keep from dying of the blues during the lowwater season Once in one of these lovely island chutes we found our course completely bridged by a great fallen tree This will serve to show how narrow some of the chutes were The passengers had an hours recreation in a virgin wilderness while the boathands chopped the bridge away for there was no such thing as turning back you comprehend From Cairo to Baton Rouge when the river is over its banks you have no particular trouble in the night for the thousandmile wall of dense forest that guards the two banks all the way is only gapped with a farm or woodyard opening at intervals and so you ca not get out of the river much easier than you could get out of a fenced lane but from Baton Rouge to New Orleans it is a different matter The river is more than a mile wide and very deep as much as two hundred feet in places Both banks for a good deal over a hundred miles are shorn of their timber and bordered by continuous sugar plantations with only here and there a scattering sapling or row of ornamental Chinatrees The timber is shorn off clear to the rear of the plantations from two to four miles When the first frost threatens to come the planters snatch off their crops in a hurry When they have finished grinding the cane they form the refuse of the stalks which they call BAGASSE) into great piles and set fire to them though in other sugar countries the bagasse is used for fuel in the furnaces of the sugar mills Now the piles of damp bagasse burn slowly and smoke like Satans own kitchen An embankment ten or fifteen feet high guards both banks of the Mississippi all the way down that lower end of the river and this embankment is set back from the edge of the shore from ten to perhaps a hundred feet according to circumstances say thirty or forty feet as a general thing Fill that whole region with an impenetrable gloom of smoke from a hundred miles of burning bagasse piles when the river is over the banks and turn a steamboat loose along there at midnight and see how she will feel And see how you will feel too You find yourself away out in the midst of a vague dim sea that is shoreless that fades out and loses itself in the murky distances for you cannot discern the thin rib of embankment and you are always imagining you see a straggling tree when you do not The plantations themselves are transformed by the smoke and look like a part of the sea All through your watch you are tortured with the exquisite misery of uncertainty You hope you are keeping in the river but you do not know All that you are sure about is that you are likely to be within six feet of the bank and destruction when you think you are a good halfmile from shore And you are sure also that if you chance suddenly to fetch up against the embankment and topple your chimneys overboard you will have the small comfort of knowing that it is about what you were expecting to do One of the great Vicksburg packets darted out into a sugar plantation one night at such a time and had to stay there a week But there was no novelty about it it had often been done before I thought I had finished this chapter but I wish to add a curious thing while it is in my mind It is only relevant in that it is connected with piloting There used to be an excellent pilot on the river a Mr who was a somnambulist It was said that if his mind was troubled about a bad piece of river he was pretty sure to get up and walk in his sleep and do strange things He was once fellowpilot for a trip or two with George Ealer on a great New Orleans passenger packet During a considerable part of the first trip George was uneasy but got over it by and by as seemed content to stay in his bed when asleep Late one night the boat was approaching Helena Arkansas the water was low and the crossing above the town in a very blind and tangled condition had seen the crossing since Ealer had and as the night was particularly drizzly sullen and dark Ealer was considering whether he had not better have called to assist in running the place when the door opened and walked in Now on very dark nights light is a deadly enemy to piloting you are aware that if you stand in a lighted room on such a night you cannot see things in the street to any purpose but if you put out the lights and stand in the gloom you can make out objects in the street pretty well So on very dark nights pilots do not smoke they allow no fire in the pilothouse stove if there is a crack which can allow the least ray to escape they order the furnaces to be curtained with huge tarpaulins and the skylights to be closely blinded Then no light whatever issues from the boat The undefinable shape that now entered the pilothouse had Mr s voice This said Let me take her George Ive seen this place since you have and it is so crooked that I reckon I can run it myself easier than I could tell you how to do it It is kind of you and I swear I am willing I have not got another drop of perspiration left in me I have been spinning around and around the wheel like a squirrel It is so dark I ca not tell which way she is swinging till she is coming around like a whirligig So Ealer took a seat on the bench panting and breathless The black phantom assumed the wheel without saying anything steadied the waltzing steamer with a turn or two and then stood at ease coaxing her a little to this side and then to that as gently and as sweetly as if the time had been noonday When Ealer observed this marvel of steering he wished he had not confessed He stared and wondered and finally said Well I thought I knew how to steer a steamboat but that was another mistake of mine said nothing but went serenely on with his work He rang for the leads he rang to slow down the steam he worked the boat carefully and neatly into invisible marks then stood at the center of the wheel and peered blandly out into the blackness fore and aft to verify his position as the leads shoaled more and more he stopped the engines entirely and the dead silence and suspense of drifting followed when the shoalest water was struck he cracked on the steam carried her handsomely over and then began to work her warily into the next system of shoal marks the same patient heedful use of leads and engines followed the boat slipped through without touching bottom and entered upon the third and last intricacy of the crossing imperceptibly she moved through the gloom crept by inches into her marks drifted tediously till the shoalest water was cried and then under a tremendous head of steam went swinging over the reef and away into deep water and safety Ealer let his longpent breath pour out in a great relieving sigh and said Thats the sweetest piece of piloting that was ever done on the Mississippi River I would not believed it could be done if I had not seen it There was no reply and he added Just hold her five minutes longer partner and let me run down and get a cup of coffee A minute later Ealer was biting into a pie down in the texas and comforting himself with coffee Just then the night watchman happened in and was about to happen out again when he noticed Ealer and exclaimed Who is at the wheel sir Dart for the pilothouse quicker than lightning The next moment both men were flying up the pilothouse companion way three steps at a jump Nobody there The great steamer was whistling down the middle of the river at her own sweet will The watchman shot out of the place again Ealer seized the wheel set an engine back with power and held his breath while the boat reluctantly swung away from a towhead which she was about to knock into the middle of the Gulf of Mexico By and by the watchman came back and said Did not that lunatic tell you he was asleep when he first came up here NO Well he was I found him walking along on top of the railings just as unconcerned as another man would walk a pavement and I put him to bed now just this minute there he was again away astern going through that sort of tightrope deviltry the same as before Well I think Ill stay by next time he has one of those fits But I hope hell have them often You just ought to have seen him take this boat through Helena crossing I never saw anything so gaudy before And if he can do such goldleaf kidglove diamondbreastpin piloting when he is sound asleep what COULDNT he do if he was dead